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My name is Celine
I come from BTPS 6C'09 to SST 1-08'10/2-08'11
I'm your insane girl-next-door. My madness makes me weird and funny. So there.
Arian, 18Apr ^^
I love Him :), MapleStory, Pokemon and Owl City
I also especially love Jesse Eisenberg right nao. so listen to this:
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

PS3 and LBP 1/2
The Social Network/Inception/HTTYD DVD
Owl City's new album ATBAB released on June 18
Pokepark: Pikachu's adventure wii game
A hard disk drive to backup my mac
Level 63 Evan and level 40 Battle Mage by end June
Pokemon Black and HeartGold on 3DS
Lvl 50 Mechanic before any tests or whatever
5As of course, especially for ADMT
Die instantly in my seat once HPDH2 ends


Recent news: Saturday, February 21, 2009
Ok,I had this dream and it was similar to the movie The Spiderwick Chronicles except for a few minor adjustments plus I also added a few bits from The Golden Compass.Please leave comments!Here goes...
I had just shifted into a deserted house with my parents and it wasn't going on very well.I went into the attic and found an old book.Although there was a note on the cover saying not to read it,out of curiosity I flung the note away and ripped open the packaging.The moment I opened the book a sudden strong gush of wind came.Throughout the night I read the book.The author said the reader had to be wary of little round faeries called the things or you-know-what.They had super long teeth and 2 long hands with very sharp claws and could shape-shift and kill.They live among us but the house and the book is protected by a magical circle.What do they want the book for?They want the knowledge inside it to kill us all.Unfortunately,the author wrote the circle would disintengrate at some day,and that day was the following day.I did not fully care about those things until the next day before the circle disintengrated.I had somehow gained the Sight to see and they were all around the house gnashing and gnawing their teeth,waiting for midnight.I quickly took the book and brought my parents into the basement.My parents didn't really know what was going on but they just knew danger was about.We gathered lots of tomato sauce and salt.Just as we finished they burst into the house and rampaged everywhere.We tried fighting them off but there were too many of them.I snuck away while my parents fought off whatever there were.I ran off towards school(yes,our school,Bukit Timah Primary)and they were having assembly(I don't know,but I remember seeing alot of people).I shouted they were coming but no one believed me.Only my class(yeah,class 6 Charity)believed me somehow,and we ran to the tiny house in the eco-garden(yup,that house,except it was made of concrete)Just as someone slammed the door I saw the things had followed me and had just started to rampage the school.We had to build a device that would carry me and the book safely to the airport as those things only lived in Asia,Africa and Europe.I planned to take an airplane to somewhere else.So 1 person kept lookout while others built the device.After we had finished and I was just about to climb in,the person on lookout shouted they had spotted this little house and was coming towards it.I hastily climbed in and shut the door when they burst into the room.The device was like a mini car,and so I 'drove' quickly to the airport.
Onboard the plane,I thought about what would happen to my family and friends if I just left like that.They could be severely injured or worse,killed.I wondered if this was the right thing to do.Just then the intercom on the plane cackled to life:"This is your captain speaking.2 unknown things have been spotted onboard the plane killing and injuring people.Will the remaining passengers please remain calm and..and....."The line went dead.Everyone started screaming.I was trembling then I knew I had to find the author of this book for help.And the only way to find him was through a griffin as this plane was going to crash..!I quickly summoned the griffin.

Almost immediately I heard a loud roar.I opened the emergency door on the plane and saw the griffin flying outside.It got close enough for me to climb onto its back.After I had gotten comfortable it zoomed off.We reached a glade,and standing there,was the author.I asked him 'You've got to help me.The things are after me but I have your book.But I have to stop them if not all my family and friends will die.Please,you've gotta help me!'He replied 'Since I am now so old,I am useless outside this glade.But I can give you information.Those things are under the command of an ogre.'I gulped.He continued saying that if I kill the ogre,I can kill them as they are all joined together by the same life force.Steel,tomato sauce,salt,lavender and glass were good objects to stop such a thing.But the ogre can shape-shift,so we must be on our guard at all times.He ended off saying 'The person with the tenacity to find me,has the greatest knowledge of all.The ogre just wants the power with the knowledge,and that you have that knowledge.You are the book now.Use all that you have learnt to stop him.' I nodded,and called the griffin.It sent me back to the house but first hovered in the air for me to survey the damage.The house was completely torn to tatters,and the school had collasped.'Where's my family?And my friends?What happened?' I could not find them,so I had to stop the ogre first.The author had given me a small compass,and said that I could use the compass to ask any question(I had both the Sight and the skills to operate the compass now).I turned the needle to form a question that asked,Where is the ogre?It replied,pointing at a far place down south.The griffin brought me there,but not without lots of salt,tomato sauce,glass,lavender and a sharp steel knife.It was time to face the ogre.Now I had gained the griffin's trust,and it would fight alongside me.No sooner than we had landed swarms of things like bees surrounded us.The book said that if we kill those things we are also hurting the ogre.So we started fighting.Slash,slash,slash.Splat,splat,splat.Yuck,yuck, yuck!Soon,some fled while what was left was sizzling puddles of green blood.Stomp,stomp,stomp.The ogre came.At 10 feet tall,it was horrific.There were cuts and brusises on its body.The griffin charged,but it was already weak.With just one hand,the ogre flung it to the side.The griffin hit a wall and didn't move.I had to face the ogre myself.Packets of tomato sauce were thrown,but they seemed to have no effect.I climbed up a tall place and threw salt in the eyes.It blinded the ogre.He roared in pain as the salt cut through his eyes like needles in your arm.He reached out a long,brown hand and I sliced off 3 fingers in 1 swipe.The ogre shifted into a snake.It slithered after me,now no longer blind,opening its mouth wide,revealing 2 sharp long teeth dripping with poison.As I ran with the book in my jacket,with the snake hot on my heels,I took out the compass,turned the needles,asking,how am I to defeat the ogre?It answered,go to the zoo.There have it change to a deer and lure it to the tigers.How,I asked.It will change naturally,the compass replied,to catch up with you.Exhausted,I pressed on to the zoo.Damn,I said to myself,I should have kept my stamina up!Nearing the zoo,the ogre changed back to normal and laughed 'You can't run forever!Give me the book!'The ogre then did shift into a deer,and rushed behind me faster than ever.I was at the enclosure and I leapt high into a tree.The tigers below were hungry,and they started growling.The ogre,still in deer form,stood below me.
I said to him "You want the book?" holding it high above his head.
"Yeah,"replied the ogre."Then go get it!"I shouted,flinging it into the enclosure.The deer leapt after it,caught it in its mouth and landed in the floor,there,as it tried to get away,the tigers caught it,and finished it in 4 gulps.I couldn't help it.I started to laugh.After retreving the book,my family and friends revealed themselves.They had been hiding in an underground tunnel for the MRTs.We renovated the house,and lived there again.I kept the griffin as a pet,and life went back to normal.Now that the ordeal was over,I had to ask,will there be more to come?Now there is no answer,but maybe,in the near future,who knows what could happen?

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